Had the Ancient Greeks distilled beer, the Olympian god could have been embodied as byne pneuma, the spirit of malted barley, or hydor zoes, water of life, comparable to anglicised whisky in Ancient Greek.
The Greeks did distil fiery wine, oinos tou thymou, which featured in the Dionysian mysteries as fire displays in purification ceremonies, as part of his origin story. In 408 BCE, Euripides wrote of the Dionysian rituals in Bacchae, reporting, “They carried fire blazing upon their curls (heads), and it did not burn them.” Scholars speculate that classical writers referenced flammable liquids in these theatrical events, employing alcoholic vapours to create a spectacle of flames from crude distillations on an ambix or mastarion, an ancient Greek bronze alembic still. Seven decades later, Aristotle wrote in Meteorologica, “Ordinary…