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SHORT JESTER Unkempt King of Queens alum PATTON OSWALT toddles out with the trash outside his L.A. home BELLY LAUGHS Former supermodel HEIDI KLUM is a doughy dame — her once-enviable figure has gone to pot! FLIPPING OUT Comedian KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY is ready for a college football game day coin toss in Florida as the Louisville Cardinals take on the Toledo Rockets SCHOOL DAZE Fashion mannequin GIGI HADID has a field day all dolled up like an old-fashioned teacher for a sportsthemed shoot HAT TRICK Music legend ALICE COOPER channels a kooky ringmaster as he rocks out onstage in Germany WIGGING OUT Hotel heirhead PARIS HILTON chows down on an amusement park treat in California, while going undercover in a brown hairpiece…

DETHRONED primetime prince Ashton Kutcher is hoping for a comeback with his role in Ryan Murphy’s FX TV series The Beauty after losing his cachet in Hollywood over his friendships with convicted sex creeps Danny Masterson and Sean “Diddy” Combs, sources say. “Back in the day Ashton was a huge player in Hollywood, landing one role after another,” an insider whispers. “Now he’s pinning all his hopes on his new series to put him back in the spotlight. He hopes people can forgive and forget the shameful things he’s been involved in over the years.” Now 47, Kutcher first found fame portraying clueless Casanova Michael Kelso in Fox’s That ’70s Show, which ran from 1998 to 2006. The sitcom was also where he met Mila Kunis, who he married in…

KEITH URBAN is reportedly having major regrets about his split from Nicole Kidman, but her friends are urging her not to let him worm his way back into her life as she’s doing much better without him! But despite being put through hell during their marriage, the 58-year-old Babygirl star still has a soft spot for the country crooner, insiders say. “Nicole has been putting on a brave face, but everyone close to her knows she still loves Keith and misses him,” says a source who adds that she’s heard he’s been telling mutual friends he wouldn’t mind giving the marriage another go. “He’s done a real 180 the last few weeks and has started saying how much he regrets the breakup,” the source dishes. “Her friends are terrified she’s…

BELOVED filmmaker Tyler Perry’s reputation is in jeopardy of being shattered after shocking sex abuse allegations emerged from a SECOND man — and now skittish Hollywood pals are steering clear of the Madea mastermind, sources say. The 56-year-old billionaire was slammed with a $77 million sexual assault and battery lawsuit by beefcake model Mario Rodriguez — months after actor Derek Dixon lodged a similar $260 million claim that has accused the mogul of using his lofty position to create a “coercive, sexually exploitative dynamic” during the shooting of Perry’s TV project The Oval. “Tyler Perry is a producer/director who wields immense power in the movie industry,” according to Rodriguez’s searing 23-page complaint, which alleges the star uses his status “to abuse and sexually assault people who hope to secure roles…

BRATTY Brooklyn Beckham has cut off his loved ones while cozying up to wife Nicola Peltz’s family, leaving mom Victoria convinced he’s on the brink of a meltdown, sources tell GLOBE. “Victoria is absolutely beside herself over what’s happening with Brooklyn. She’s trying so hard not to show it publicly but she spent a lot of the holidays in tears,” tattles a tipster. According to our mole, the former Spice Girl, 51, was counting on a “Christmas reunion” with her estranged 26-year-old son and was “crushed” when it didn’t happen. The ugly family feud reportedly sparked after Nicola, 31, accused Posh of “ruining” the couple’s 2022 wedding day. And, despite “every effort” by Victoria to “make peace,” insiders insist Brooklyn refuses to take her calls. “Victoria thought by now she…

WITH Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s 13-year marriage hanging by a thread, insiders say pals are urging the actress to either double down on their union or walk away! As GLOBE has reported, the pair has been putting on a good show for the public, but split chatter ramped up after a gossip website recently revealed new tensions threaten to deep-six them for good. “Everyone around them can see the marriage isn’t working,” dishes a mole. “It’s reached the point where friends are saying this limbo just isn’t healthy anymore. They’ve basically been living separate lives and it shows. “Jessica is so focused on her own projects, her friends and her kids that it seems like Justin is basically an afterthought. “Not that this is born from nothing. It’s no…